EXT. HOSPITAL EMERGENCY ROOM - DAY
BOB pauses, exiting the emergency room. He wears a drab business suit, mops his forehead and looks up with visible relief.
BOB
I thought I was having a heart attack. Thank God it was only crippling anxiety disorder.
INT. DOCTOR'S OFFICE - DAY
DOCTOR
Fortunately for anxiety sufferers like Bob, now there's Alprazamalama.
STILL LIFE OF ALPRAZAMALAMA
HURRIED VOICE-OVER
Check with your doctor to see if Alprazamalama is right for you. Check with your doctor if you experience any of the following while taking Alprazamalama: depression, thoughts of suicide, suicide, thoughts of mass murder, mass murder, chest pains, racing heart, dizziness, nausea, uncontrolled muscle movements, jaundice, hallucinations, or anxiety.
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