EXT. HOSPITAL EMERGENCY ROOM - DAY
BOB pauses, exiting the emergency room. He wears a drab business suit, mops his forehead and looks up with visible relief.
I thought I was having a heart attack. Thank God it was only crippling anxiety disorder.
INT. DOCTOR'S OFFICE - DAY
Fortunately for anxiety sufferers like Bob, now there's Alprazamalama.
STILL LIFE OF ALPRAZAMALAMA
Check with your doctor to see if Alprazamalama is right for you. Check with your doctor if you experience any of the following while taking Alprazamalama: depression, thoughts of suicide, suicide, thoughts of mass murder, mass murder, chest pains, racing heart, dizziness, nausea, uncontrolled muscle movements, jaundice, hallucinations, or anxiety.