Monday, December 24, 2012

Anxiety And Alprazamalama

                EXT. HOSPITAL EMERGENCY ROOM - DAY

BOB pauses, exiting the emergency room. He wears a drab business suit, mops his forehead and looks up with visible relief.

               BOB

I thought I was having a heart attack. Thank God it was only crippling anxiety disorder.

               INT. DOCTOR'S OFFICE - DAY

               DOCTOR

Fortunately for anxiety sufferers like Bob, now there's Alprazamalama.

             STILL LIFE OF ALPRAZAMALAMA

              HURRIED VOICE-OVER

Check with your doctor to see if Alprazamalama is right for you. Check with your doctor if you experience any of the following while taking Alprazamalama: depression, thoughts of suicide, suicide, thoughts of mass murder, mass murder, chest pains, racing heart, dizziness, nausea, uncontrolled muscle movements, jaundice, hallucinations, or anxiety.

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